This topic is about wishes you want to be granted. Now I am going to start it off with a wish, and the next person says Granted,but-blah blah blah and makes his/her own wish.

Example: I wish for a pony.
Granted but it mistakes you for hay and eats you.

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I wish for a new car.

Granted but the car runs over you.

I wish for fire control.

granted, fire ceases to exist and we're all screwed

I wish for a fish

Wish granted.

But you smell like one forever!

I wish for Eternal Life!

granted, but it's the end of time

I wish for a shiny new car

Granted, but the car came to life and ran you over!

I wish for yummy food!

granted, but once consumed, it eats you!

I wish for something sweet

Granted, but a curse prevents you from consuming anything that is sweet.

I wish I had some fudge!

You get some fudge. But there's something else mixed within, same colour and texture but much more vile.


I wish I had a new sketch book. :/

You get one, but it's all written.

I want to eat.

granted but you have to eat until you die from eating O_o

I wish I was a famous actress. :D

Granted, but the press will be on you 24/7.

I want to go to Dallas.

Granted, but as soon as you get there, you discover your wallet is back home.

I wish for more smartness!

granted, but you get so smart that your Brain explodes

I wish I was not sick

Granted but you caught HIV

I wish I had enough money to buy a house.

Granted, but the house is in the scummiest part of town. It has no electricity. It has several leaks in the wood roof.

I want to be a girl.

Granted, but you find that you're 80 as well.

I wish that there was a Chihuahua-punting day.

Granted, but it never happened again.

I wish for a Nintendo DS.

Granted, but its rigged to self destruct unless you play on it constantly

I wish to have an assault rifle grafted on my left arm

Wish granted. But you get a Rock Buster Mk I instead.

I wish for A

Granted, but you get buried by all words assoiccated with "A"

i wish Coca Cola would grant me immortality

Wish granted. But then you find out that, it's an ordinary can of Pepsi.

I wish for clouds.

Pepsi? *so evil*

Wish granted, but these clouds are sulphuric and will rain acid upon you

I wish for a third Golden Sun

Wish granted. You are split up into multiples 0s and 1s and stored there.

I wish for the ability to fly.

(try to be more original than "wish granted but you die somehow")

Wish granted but someone else wished for the same thing and you lost it and went SPLAT and died somewhere! XD

I wish for being the strongest being in the universe!

Wish granted: You now support the universe on your back. Atlas envies you.

I wish I had a pizza.

Granted but that pizza has been kept for a long time, so much it walks by itself and the pissed off inhabitants of the pizza attack you with nuclear firepower.


I wish I was the ruler of the world

Wish Granted, but you're stuck with me as your 2nd in command

I wish I saw the world in Anime

Granted but you see the world as in Crayon Shin-chan


I wish I had something in mind to wish

You had in mind to wish for ten more minutes but you get granted only five.

I wish i was immune to bordom

Granted but you are inmune to fun as well

I wish I had all the time and money of the world

Wish granted. For 1/100th of a second that is.

I wish that I could travel 1 minute backwards in time from time to time.

Your wish is granted, but you end up dying in the past and cause the worl to implode

The world implodes then explodes. It re-forms with you at the center.

I wish Barney the dinosaur would become extinct.

Wish Granted, but you become the next barney. (like Sin from FFX)

I wish Tellytubbyland would be anniliated by nuclear fallout

Wish granted. But it gets sent into a black hole instead.

I wish for my left arm to be able to morph into a pea shooter.

Wish Granted, but it shoots beans instead.

I wish to cause a time paradox

You do, but you implode the universe

I wish to be able to play the guitar.

Wish granted, you can play the guitar... the air guitar that is!

I wish I could be a rich bum!