Title: Accroding to Mr. Micah Armstrong....
Description: *some adult things*
Poptart - March 7, 2008 01:37 PM (GMT)
so yeah, this is a nice little thing i found on another board, and i figured that it was worth a laugh or two.
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If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell.
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital S**
Masturbation
Having Anal S**
Having Oral S**
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.
The only one not there will be Micah. |
well guys, see you there!
Morendo - March 7, 2008 05:37 PM (GMT)
Religion is a interpretation. And as such it is practiced by the way of how those
people interpret it. Just because someone says we're going to hell one way doesn't mean it's true for the other peoples way.
Poptart - March 7, 2008 07:46 PM (GMT)
i know that, i just thought it would be good for some laughs, some of them are pretty funny
fearless freak - March 7, 2008 08:00 PM (GMT)
Mint - March 7, 2008 08:18 PM (GMT)
Poptart - March 7, 2008 11:18 PM (GMT)
thats ok mint, i hit 22 items on that list XD
fearless freak - March 7, 2008 11:19 PM (GMT)
we're all gonna be surfing the lake of fire then
B RoCK - March 7, 2008 11:42 PM (GMT)
Women working and Being Fat made me laugh. Well at least there is BBQ down there Mr. Micah
Mint - March 8, 2008 01:18 AM (GMT)
Micah Armstrong will burn too, he seems a bit overweight. D<
I don't remember reading in the Bible "Thou shalt not watch TNT."
Freelancer404 - March 8, 2008 09:13 PM (GMT)
LadyKnuckles - March 10, 2008 12:42 AM (GMT)
Well we all will be going to hell. Who has the nachos!
Doomsayer - March 10, 2008 11:43 PM (GMT)
Already been in hell and Satan wont have me back, I have his remote....
It was some pretty funny things, but thats one example of how people misinterpretates or takes advantage of religion to coax their points of views or w/e
Trigger - March 11, 2008 10:21 PM (GMT)
Bluezone777 - March 12, 2008 06:36 PM (GMT)
lol what a retard... next thing you know he will profess himself to be the second coming of Christ. XD
SMRPG1 - March 12, 2008 06:43 PM (GMT)
Wow that's really stupid.
See you all in hell though!
fearless freak - March 12, 2008 06:56 PM (GMT)
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking - commited
Guitar Playing - commited
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde - one way trip
Being Fat - sort of commited
Cursing - commited
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital S**
Masturbation - commited
Having Anal S**
Having Oral S**
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports - commited
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV - commited
Watching VH1 - commited
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll - commited
Believing in Evolution - commited
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic - commited
Being Atheist - commited
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet - commited
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future - will definatly commit more
Doomsayer - March 12, 2008 10:46 PM (GMT)
Things that would get me on hell:
7 them especially Smoking cigarretes and being Catholic
Where was this mentioned in any article anybody can link? I have read some of the guy preching at some US University and I found it quite hilarious, people like that guy need to be ignored and they'll shut the **** up