Here is the next CL Times! Remember, I'm posting them up now too just incase some of you don't get it VIA our Mailing List since were still having a few probs with it. Anyways, hope you enjoy!
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Welcome to another epic & illuminating edition of the CL Times! It is I your Freddy slashing,
Jason stabbing, Chucky crushing, Predator hunting host Top Kirby. Yup, a Horror Monster
themed intro from me this week. XD
My Friday Bowling league has finally come to an end as I have a Bowling Dinner I'm going to
tonight. (Typing this Friday afternoon) Gonna be getting my 160-170+ bucks prize money and
some awards and at the same time eat a lot of yummy food. I'm joining TWO new summer
leagues that are gonna be starting shortly. One is the "Big Bucks Trio" (Prize money is gonna
be like 1,000+ so yeah, winning 1st is gonna be HELL) and the other is "The Perfect Skore"
league where everyone will get 150 gift certificate to use at the Pro Shop to get new Bowling
gear. I hope to get EVEN better and make more 200s as this year progresses.
Anyways, guess I rambled on enough about my Bowling experiences! Your here for the
all the Anime & Gaming fun so lets leap to the statistics and get on with it.
CL now has 2,938 Members, over 81,500+ Posts, MAJOR Activity, INCREDIBLE look and so
much more to offer!
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CL Newsbit #1 - Get Active PMs Going Out!
Since were kinda still having techincal difficulties with our NEW Mailing List, I have decided
to go ahead with the "Get Active" PMs for this month. It has helped keep our activity level
strong & steady too so I find it's important to continue doing monthly.
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YouTube Of The Week #33
Today's YTOTW is provided by our fellow CL Manager Syarith! We certainly hope
you enjoy this rather amusing clip.
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CL Newsbit #2 - Summer CL Revamp Being Discussed!
Kei AKA Sheyenne is currently plotting out another major revamp as we head into
June/July. It should be very interesting to see what he whips up. Don't know if he's
planning to stay on the dark path or if we may drift into a lighter look. One thing is
for sure, you can expect another INSANELY awesome Custom Work!
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Freelance Writer's Haven #15
Welcome to another FWH segment! Today, I have stumbled upon a nice little poem from
Syarith called "They Heard Your Voice". Anyways, I certainly hope you all enjoy it.
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"They Heard Your Voice" - By Syarith
Pain.
Suffering.
Depression. Suffering.
Depression. Emotional?
All in your head,
What you have heard -
the voices of the dead. Mayhaps good reasoning behind so,
Perhaps none at all.
Pain.
Suffering.
Depression. Suffering.
What you feel, the accuracy drops a mere two percent at night,
and while trying to survive with all it's might, another four percent
Is shattered when,
when the dawn begins.
Destruction. Violence.
Come to a close.
Yet it's silent all over -
you're not alone, You hear,
They hear a noise.
You make a choice.
The noise they hear -
Now it's all clear,
What was that noise?
Pain.
Suffering.
Depression. Suffering.
They heard your voice.
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CL Newsbit #3 - GFX Team Member STILL Wanted & Needed!
Surprisingly, NO ONE has really applied for this spot yet and we really need another
Design Team member to help Xarina. If you are interested in the spot and are fairly
good at making avatars, signatures, affiliates, etc....we strongly encourage you to fill
out this template. Once you have, please PM me it with some example GFX and you
will be notified if you have been chosen or not.
Name:
Age:
Board Experience:
GFX Examples:
Will You Be Active & Do What Is Asked?:
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Pokemon Review Of The Week #6
Yes, the Pokemon Review is back this week! Also it has a new secondary host in that
of CL's fellow 1,000 Club Member Magmortar75! Today he will sit down and analyze the
Steel/Electric Pokemon Magnezone. I certainly hope you enjoy it.
~Magmortar75's Suggested Moveset~
Magnzeone - Modest
Attached Item: Leftovers
- Thunderbolt
- Flash Cannon
- Thunder Wave
- Magnet Rise
Mangezone is a very mixed bag. Yeah, its got GODLIKE Special Attack, and it takes hits well.
Its main problem is that Earthquake > Magnezone. 'nuff said. Fire and Fighting weaknesses
don't help much either. Its a good Pokemon, and its an alright Special Attacker. There are far
better Electrics but its a good choice for Electrical power. However it can give itself Ground
immunity which solves this well.
Thunderbolt, coming off 363+ Special Attack, will hit practically everything very hard. Gyarados
and Milotic in particular get murdered by it. (moreso the former) Only 4 types resist Electric, which
also makes it hard to bring in something to soak it up. (Ground, Dragon, Electric, Grass) T-Bolt will
be your main offense move, and it will definately bring down some big pain. Its worth mentioning
Magnezone has the hardest hitting Thunderbolt of any Electric Pokemon.
Flash Cannon is another great move for Magnezone. Yes, Steel sucks as an attack type, but
Magne hits hard enough to justify its use. The 10% Sp. Atk/Sp. Def decrease chance can be
useful when hitting something like Regice. Weavile, Regirock, Rhyperior, and Tyranitar can all
shrug off Thunderbolt but get hit very hard by Flash Cannon. Its also worth mentioning, again,
Magnezone has the second strongest Flash Cannon of all Steel Pokemon. (Dialga's is stronger)
Magnezone is SLOW, slower than Metagross. Thunder Wave makes up for this. Paralysis is a
great status, and guarnteed Paralysis is much more useful than having to rely on T-Bolt's meer
10% chance of Paralyzing an opponent. It is indeed a great move, and if you're lucky and good
with predicting, you may even have a shot at paralyzing a foe's entire team. (Of course, if they
lack Ground types, anyway)
Magnet Rise gives Magnezone Levitate for 5 turns. Magnezone, as stated in the overview, gets
murdered by Earthquake, so its a stable on any and all Magnezones. Nearly every, if not every,
physical attacker WILL be packing EQ, so its also nice to help with prediction. The key with
Magnezone is to Magnet Rise on something that stands no chance against Magnezone.
(Ex: Skarmory) and then when they find Earthquake won't work, clobber them with TB and
FC, paralyze them if you wish, and proceed with your plan.
Magnezone has its uses. Maybe not a lot, but its VERY far from terrible.
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CL Newsbit #4 - Our New "Legendary" Member Has Been Chosen!
The CL Administration has come to it's verdict......we have decided to enchant
Magmortar75 the NEW Legendary Member on CL! Congrats man and we certainly
hope you enjoy what our hidden area has to offer you.
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Anime Judgement #13
Ging: Welcome to the Anime Judgement Segment, I am your host Ging, and I am with the usual
three stooges Ryan, Nam, and Jason. This week we are reviewing Chobits.
Nam: F**k YEAH!
Morendo: F**k YEAH.
Kei: Er..no.
Ging: I will rape you.
Morendo: F**k no?
Kei: No you will not.
Morendo: Okay.
Kei: You get anywhere near me with that, and you'll find it cut off.
but first, how about our FIRST IMPRESSIONS?
Morendo: Cute show.
Nam: My first impression is that this show is very average.
Kei: It has both a cute and serious side.
Ging: Mine was "...she really wants me to watch this with her...? might as well...at least
its cutish."
Morendo: I’m guessing you watched it with your girlfriend?
Ging: Yeah.
Nam: I didn't think Chii was that cute.
Ging: F**k you.
Kei: Chii WAS cute. XD
Morendo: Yeah, f**k you.
Nam: Stop fucking. It's so gay.
Kei: v.v
Nam: lololololol...I guess I always have to be that guy that has a different view from the rest.
Morendo: Not reallly.
Kei: Anyways.
Morendo: Buttsecks.
Ging: Favorite characters?
Ging: Chii.
Nam: I guess the default would be Chii? I didn't really feel connected with any of the characters
though. I really did not care what would happen to Chii, the main character, or the landlady, or
the friend, or anybody else.
Kei: Chii definitely. Sumomo was slightly annoying.
Morendo: F**k yeah.
Nam: F**k YEAH
Ging: F**k Yes.
Morendo: Fine, I pick Chii too.
Nam: Was Chii really cute though? Sometime she was but most of the time I thought she was
just an annoying four year old.
Kei: Chii is definitely no four years old.
Morendo: What do you mean "was she really cute" its all a matter of opinion, even though I
don’t think she was a four year old that can be cute to some people.
Nam: All of ya'll said the show was cute...but I really did not think it was that much.
Morendo: I just said she was cute, and I didn’t say stuff like OMG CUTEST CHAR EVER IN ANIME
LULZ, and no one else did either.
Nam: Did I say that?
Morendo: Hamster porrrn.
Morendo: Hamster porrrrnnn.
Ging: RYAN S**t UP
Morendo: SHITTING UP SIR!
Nam: Oh. Here we go again.
Ging: YOU ARE HURTING NAMMY'S FEELINGZ!
Kei: I'm not trying to laugh too hard.
Morendo: OH I SORRY.
Ging: Opps I meant to type Shut not s**t***
Kei: XD Anyways. Least favorite character?
Ging: Summono.
Morendo: I didnt really have a distaste for any of the characters.
Kei: Mine was that "Dragon Fly" guy.
Nam: The baker…No, f**k that. The main character.
Kei: Hideki was cool.
Nam: Yeah, that b**ch. Grow some balls. That baker just stole yo' girl. Now you're hanging
out with your persecom.
Ging: Anywho, Positives and Negatives?
Kei: Positives...the story was good. Some of it was like "Huh".
Morendo: Positive. A lighthearted anime that can also be serious in the later episodes.
Kei: It didn't make any sense.
Morendo: I know, I’m still confused myself.
Nam: Positives: The show was humorous at times. It was...average. I didn't feel like I wanted
to kill myself like I did with Shuffle. I enjoyed it.
Ging: Positives - I was watching with my girlfriend, thus I had the best commentary ever, and
it was a cute little anime.
Morendo: Pantsu! pantsu! pantsu!
Ging: I was waiting for that.
Kei: The "underpants" episode was funny as hell.
Nam: Can we talk about the negatives now?
Ging: Ok Negatives.
Morendo: Nam just wants to rip into it.
Ging: The anime was incredibly average.....
Morendo: My only negative is that the story can get a little confusing, but I checked s**t on
wikipedia which cleared s**t up for me.
Kei: It was the same as Morendo. Pretty much, it was confusing (certain parts) and at the end,
it did clear it up somewhat.
Nam: Negatives: The story sucked in my opinion. I thought it was better when it was kept light.
Some of the sad moments were laughable, like the baker's past. I couldn't stop laughing
when_______dies because it was so obvious what was going to happen that I tried my hardest
not to believe it. And the ending...ugh. I guess it was fine because they needed an ending, but
whatever. The two characters at the end sucked and served no point.
Morendo: You're just a heartless b**ch.
Ging: That's why Nam is here.
Morendo: Chobits is not average for you. I guess.
Nam: Chobits isn't average?
Ging: Well...chobits is very very average but you need that every once in a while.
Nam: Hey, I like chobits. I just don't like the serious parts.
Ging: Liked it when I watched it.
Kei: The serious parts does kind of take away from the tone the beginning sets. But it
is needed after all.
Morendo: thats how most animes begin though, they start off light while hinting at serious
stuff later on. at least most animes of "that kind".
Nam: I know the light comedy is suppose to make me care enough so that the serious parts
impact me, but this show didn't do that for me.
Ging How would you rate this anime.
Ging: I'd give it a 6/10.
Kei: 8/10. Simply because a few parts that I thought would be done better.
Morendo: 7.50/10.
Nam: 5/10. It was fun. I don't know what else to say.
Ging: Wow didn’t think I'd see an 8 for chobits....
Ging: Okay, last words?
Kei: I recommend this anime if you like the cute/yet serious parts.
Nam: Go watch Chobits. It's moe. People like moe.
Morendo: Yeah.
Nam: You like moe. The end.
Ging: This has been another installment of the Anime Judgement Segment join us
next week, or else.
Morendo: Or else we fucking rip your tongue off.
Nam: OR MOTHERFUCKING ELSE.
`Ging editors note: Count the Fucks xD
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This about does it for this edition of the CL Times! Yeah, no Member Interview this week.
Decided to give me and Syarith a break! Next week that segment will resume so if you wish
to be interviewed......please PM me saying so and you will recieve questions to answer.
Well, thanks for reading everyone and will see you back next week.
Hope you all have an amazing weekend!
Top Kirby
-=Co-Owner=-
PS: If you misplaced the link or lost it, here it is!
http://www.clounge.org