Since the off-topic area is loaded with threads, it`s likely that this thread was posted somewhere else, but the search engine is offline so I`m just going to post it right now.

In this dream I was a student in a classroom and the school day was coming to an end. When the bell rung, I walked out of the classroom and put my homework in my backpack. I dropped a quarter into the school`s newsbox and grabbed out the latest issue of USA today. I was reading a horrifying story about three vampire girls, but that`s all I`ll tell for now, as the dream progresses someone will give the ultimate scoop.

As I walked along the hallway I noticed a closed closet door with its lights still on. I opened the door to check it out. I was shocked. I saw a vampire girl, which is probably one of the ones mentioned in the newspaper. She was eating chocolate cake with a red sauce. I opened the jelly jar and smelt it. Yuck! The red stuff was blood, not strawberry sauce! The girl smacked my arm, causing me to drop the lid. She got angry and slowly brought out a split-end knife. I asked her nervously, "...uh... is that... for... cutting... the cake?". She replied, "No... it`s for cutting YOU up!".

I ran away from her as quickly as possible. She immediately sent out the two other vampire girls to chase after me. They were carrying split-end knifes too. I found vanilla cake on the floor, what luck! I ripped off three big chunks and threw them at their faces. This bought me a few seconds, but nothing great. They got up very quickly. Twice, they threw their knives at me. The first barrage I jumped over as soon as I heard the air swipe. I headed towards an orange warehouse, closed and locked the doors, and headed towards the side of a small chain fence. The second barrage of knifes just dented the door, and that`s it.

The orange warehouse was, well, orange. The walls were, that is. But the floor was a messy, black, unfinished tile and the ceiling was black too, with some scattered bright lights. The place was extremely dirty, looked like the janitor hasn`t cleaned in a decade! There was chain fencing, like the one I was surrounded by. Fortunately, there was a gate. I then explored the warehouse. Suddenly, a rat came up to me. He was huge, like four feet long! But even weirder, it spoke to me, in a french accent! I freaked out, but he said, "Do not be afraid, I am not your enemy".

"Who are you?", I said.

"I am Rex the rat", he said. "What seems to be the problem?"

"There are these three vampire girls chasing after me and they`re about to kill me! Can you help please?"

"Ahhh, I have heard of them before", Rex said. "Let me tell you a little story about them. It should explain several things that the newspaper could not cover."

"Oh, please do! The information could be extremely valueable!"

"Like it matters... sheesh!", said Rex. "Anyways, it all starts when a vampire lurks into the girls` house and creeps over them. The girls scream as their blood is sucked. Then they become vampires themselves. Then they come for their father, who was currently working with electric bills. Then the girls ferociously attacked their father and killed him. He is the first of the four murders commited in this city. No murders have been caused at the school yet, though you were way too close to being the 5th victim. You are gifted, and very lucky. I will explain why the vampire came in the first place, and how to stop the three vampire sisters, at the blood base."

"What is the blood base?", I asked.

"The blood base", Rex mentioned, "...is a concrete base built by the three vampire girls via telekenesis, 2 days after they were bitten. They use it to discuss their bloody plans in secrecy. They also use it to re-fuel for power, known as "Sythosis" in their demension, though that is only part of the name of their power. It would be impossible to mention the real name because it is infinite. I have a secret transporter I built myself that takes you right over there."

"You built it?! Wow, you are quite smart and talented!"

"Thank you. As you can see, I am not your average rat. I am a magical rat. I have lived in this very spot for 200 years, though I have originally lived in France. Then my family moved to Kansas, and I took the express way, whatever it is called."

"May I see the teleporter?", I asked.

"Yes, you may", Rex answered. "I dug a secret lair 2 hours after the base was built. That is where the teleporter is located."

So we walked down into Rex`s secret lair. I was about to walk in, but he shoved me and shouted, "Sorry, rats first!". I groaned. He walked up to the teleporter 1st, I was 2nd.

We then entered the blood base. It was creepier than the orange warehouse, with pools of blood and blood-stained walls and ceilings.

I mentioned, "Just wondering but, why didn`t you tell me about the rest of the story about the vampire, and the solution?"

Rex answered, "Because vampires have an incredible sense of sight and hearing. They can hear us speaking through the thickest solids, even titanium."

"Oh, I understand now, thanks. Can you give me the full scoop now?"

"Sure thing", Rex replied. "The vampire that bit the three sisters is part of a vampire council in another demension. At the council building there is ancient drawings of vampire mythology, one of them resembles three human girls, like the sisters. The prophecy indicates that the vampire world will only last another earth century if three sisters don`t get bitten right away. He chose them as their target, mainly because they live near one of the city`s biggest heros - you. He wanted to stop you. Nobody selects their target at random, they think very carefully about it to bring the most effective results."

"Sounds reasonable, unfortunately. Can you tell me the solution to defeating them?"

"I have a good one. So far over the years, their species has been improving in such a way that they are now invulnerable to sunlight. However, they are still vulnerable to garlic. Tell you what, purchase a pizza at Peter`s Pizza Parlor. Ask the chef that you want a garlic and cheese pizza, and ask them to hide the garlic under the cheese."

"Why hide it?", I asked curiously.

"Like I said earlier", said Rex, "...vampires have very good eyesight. Just the sight of one garlic particle and they will glance away."

"Well that`s clever thinking!"

"Thank you very much", said Rex kindly. He handed me three dollars.

"Thanks!", I said.

"Your welcome", Rex replied.

"What a nice guy", I said to myself as I transported from the blood base back to the orange warehouse.

When I re-entered the hallway, the three vampire sisters burst out the doors and chased me again. Luckily, I saw the administrative offices in front of me. Usually they won`t allow me to go in there, but perhaps they`ll understand. I knocked on the door.

"Hey, you`re not allowed to be in here", he said.

"Yes, but this is an emergency, just look!".

He looked. The three vampire girls threw their knives.

"Oh gosh, close the doors now!", he yelled. He closed the doors and locked them. Just like the doors to the warehouse, they became dented.

I told him that I needed to get to the parking lot. He showed me a secret stairway to the parking lot. We walked down the steps, and I saw my car. "Thanks sir!", I shouted back at him.

"You`re welcome!", he said.

At the pizza parlor, I asked the chef that I wanted a garlic pizza, and the way Rex asked me to order it. The chef was confused for a moment, but then he made it anyway. I gave him the three dollars Rex gave me at the blood base. Then I carried it back to the school. "Thanks!", I said back to the chef. "Anytime", the chef shouted back.

At the school, I disguised myself and shouted, "I have a pizza made especially for the three vampire girls! Come and get it!"

The girls ran to me and started eating. Then they started choking and kneeled down. "What the heck did you put in this pizza?", one of them shouted. "He tricked us!", another said. "Let`s get him", the third said. They were growing weak, but they still had enough juice to run to me and kill me. I ran to the underground parking lot and went back in my car. As I drove away, I noticed three bats following me. They were the three vampire sisters transformed into bats. They were going to bite me on the neck, but on their descent, they grew so weak they died. They fell onto the back window and vanished instantly. I was suprised, because, people and vampires, don`t just disappear into thin air. At least they`re gone. I drove back since everything was safe now.

I hurried back to the orange warehouse to talk to Rex again. I told him about the mysterious, instant disapperances of the vampire girls.

"That is very explainable", Rex said. "You see, when a vampire, or any other being dies in a demension other than the one they come from, they are transported back to their demension, and can never return to where they died."

"At least we won`t have to worry about them anymore", I replied.

"True, but unfortunately there is no way to return the girls back to their normal, human state. When a human is changed into a vampire, they become a permanent citizen of the vampire demension and cannot be restored.", Rex mentioned sadly.

"What happened to the sisters` mom and other family relatives?", I asked.

"They are aware of what happened. They planned a funeral for them, even though they didn`t literally die. Their mother also planned a funeral for her husband."

"...nn...NO! THIS CANNOT BE TRUE!", I yelled dramatically.

"One day I will find a way to bring them back... I will return to the Other World, turning the evil versions of lost people who didn`t deserve to lose their lives, into their normal, good versions that once roamed the Earth... there`s gotta be a way, there`s gotta.... there`s GOTTA!" :cry:

After a spree of dramatic crying, I slammed the warehouse doors closed with great force. Then the dream ended.

You like it? I have loads of very detailed dreams.

Oops I found out that I posted 6 times in a row, and that double posting is not allowed. Can`t delete my posts, but I wish I could. What am I gonna do now?

Guess I`m just so obsessed with my dreams I forgot the rules lol...

If only I had the delete button, delete delete delete.

At least my posts were meaningful.

Just trying to not get in trouble.

I think you were right to post your dreams like that - it's the best way to transcribe them and it prevents them all from being in one huge post.

It’s ok, I removed the posts and you’re not in trouble ;).

And if you want to separate the dreams you can put them in quote boxes by putting each dream between the word tags below.