Get ready for a anime with big eyes, gigantic breast, and large mouths. Get ready for the most sexual anime out there! It's Magical Ecchi: Lolicon No Moe, it's a adult rated anime is only for adults. But it's about a five year postiute super hero who must save the world by sleeping with a twenty-five year old man with a big penis. So without futher a do let's start with the first episode of the series.

Episode One: Sakura The Hero!

*In the streets of Tokyo*

Narrator: Once upon the time, in a faraway land called Tokyo. There is a five year postiute super hero named Sakura Yamatoe. She fights crime and picks up rides from black people. Her parents died when she was a baby, so left off to the streets for years just until she watched this anime called Fucko's Old Age Sh*t. She has never been the same, but this is before she has superpowers.

*At Sakura's House*

Sakura: Man I'm so bored I'm just a f*cking five year old who doesn't have any f*cking powers! Well time to make dinner *Sakura Makes Dinner*

*Few Hours Later*

Narrator: This is the part where she has superpowers from her giantiac boobs, I could have sex with her all night long and I wish I have those giantiac boobs too!

Sakura: *While Sleeping* Shut the F*ck up Narrator!

Narrator: Yeah your maybe right!

*Few More Hours Later*

Narrator: Oh my god! They are huge I didn't know boobs like this can grow overnight and they are glowing too! Holy God F*ck!

*In The Morning*

Sakura: Hey! What happened to my body I have big boobs now!

Narrator: They also contain Superpowers!

Producers: Don't spoil the whole storyline

Narrator: Okay sorry

Sakura: Your saying that my boobs have superpowers?

Narrator: Yes my lady

Sakura: But I'm a f*cking five year old and five year olds don't have giantic boobs

Narrator: Well your the only one.

Sakura: Now I'm a Super Hero!

Narrator: Now Sakura starts her quest by sleeping with older men. Now we shall break the foruth wall once again

*To Be Countined*

I know this anime is dirty. I figure it would be funny to do a anime about all of this.

Pretty funny. Kind of reminds me of the kind of s**t i would find on newgrounds what with the randomness and strong usage of f**k and yelling at the narrator XD

Get ready for the second episode in the series. But sooner or later that villian will come soon.

Episode Two: The Melancholy of Sakura

*In the streets of Tokyo*

Narrator: During the previous episode of Magical Ecchi: Lolicon No Moe. Sakura got the big boobs over night and now without futher a do here's episode two.

Guy 1: Hey that Girl has the biggest boobs ever!

Guy 2: What the f*ck is wrong with you shes only five.

Guy 3: I want to touch those!

Sakura: HEY SHUT UP YOU PERVERTS!

*At the Doctor's Office*

Sakura: Can you get rid of these boobs?

Doctor: Well let me see about that.

*Six Hours Later*

Doctor: Oh my god that was awesome!

Sakura: Did we have sex?

Doctor: Yes!

Sakura: What about my boobs?

Doctor: Oh yeah those cannot be removed and those boobs are sixty inches

Sakura: SIXTY INCHES!

Doctor: Yeah also they contain Superpowers!

Sakura: Umm?

*At Sakura's House*

Narrator: This is the night where she gave birth to thridteen babies, wait is this the night?

Sakura: A five year old cannot get pregnaut!

Narrator: It's a prediction!

*The Next Morning*

Sakura: It's ture! I am pregnaut! With Eight Children!

Doctor: Yeah I think you body maybe about to blow up.

Sakura: Blow Up!

Doctor: Yeah you have big boobs and your preguanut with eight children you may die from birth!

Sakura: This is all your fault!

*To Be Countined*

Well she will save people in the next episode I want to make thrillers in the beggining.

Episode Three: Sakura and the Raiders of the Lost Belly

*Inside of Zeros' Manison*

Zero: *Wakes Up* Man what a good night sleep!

Narrator: He is the one who impreguante Sakura!

Producer: STOP IT!

Narrator: Okay!

Zero: What the f*ck is going on here?

Narrator: MONKEY CHEESE!!

Zero: Shut the F*ck up!

Narrator: Okay!

Zero: Good I hope I get to trust you on this!

*At Sakura's Apartmen*

Sakura: *Wakes Up* Oh what a good night sleep and my eight babies are kicking.

Narrator: From the previous episode I said thridteen babies I made a mistake.

Sakura: You said that was a prediction!

Narrator: Maybe!

Sakura: When I'm giving birth?

Narrator: In about three more episodes

Sakura: Three more episodes?

Narrator: Yeah since this show is a OVA we mean't to make tweleve episodes but Community Lounge sued us during development, so these six more episodes never started production.

Sakura: *A Baby Kicks* Ouch that hurts! I wish I didn't have babies inside of me!

Narrator: Hey Sakura you should go on a drug trip!

Sakura: Can it Narrator!

Narrator: Okay, oh look were out of time, Sh*t! I could have sex with Sakura

Sakura: *Water Broke* Is that a false alarm or is it happening?

Narrator: Find out in the next episode, I can't believe a five year old got preguant with her big boobs.

*To Be Countined*

Very unique writing you have there. o.0 I think episode 2 was the best because she has sex with a doctor lulz.

Episode Four: Sakura and the Kingdom Of The Pregnaut Belly Monster

*At the Store*

Narrator: In todays episode Sakura have decided to go shopping for food and sh*t like that!

Guy 1: Is it just me or is she fat

Woman 1: Well she is pregnaut with eight kids I think her belly won't handle more.

Guy 1: Talk about a pain in the a** and she have big boobs too.

Sakura: Shut up you perverts

Cameraman: *Takes a Picture of Sakura*

Sakura: Hey!

Cameraman: Sorry! *Runs Away*

*Out in the Alley*

Cameraman: I got your f*cking picture

Mob: I got to publish this to the newspaper!

*The Next Day*

Sakura: Holy Sh*t that's me!

Narrator: Hey Sakura!

Sakura: What?

Narrator: F*ck you!

Sakura: Yeah....f*ck you b**ch!

Zero: Hello Sakura I'm the one who did this.

Narrator: This is just came out of nowhere!

Zero: Will you be wlling to have sex with me.

Sakura: Wait a second I would never..

*Seventy Two Hours Later*

Sakura: Wow that was great I think you put more babies in my belly

Zero: Did I?

Sakura: *Waterbroke* Oh my god it's coming quick get me to the hospital!

Zero: Well let's see about that!

*To Be Countined*

Randomness = YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

MOAR PLZ!

Lol I think you put more babies in my belly XD.

Episode Five: Sakura and her Last Crusade

*At the Hositpal*

Zero: Quick she is in labor!

Adam West: Shes a five year old I didn't know my new movie called Prison Love can affect children.

Zero: Never seen it.

Adam West: You will soon so take her to one of these rooms.

Zero: Okay *Takes Sakura to the Emeriency Room*

Adam West: Now that she is out the way let's start my movie. (Gets his Camera) Okay I saw a girl that is five years old that she is pregnaut.

*In the Emeriency Room*

Zero: Okay Sakura I want you to push!

Sakura: *Pushes* Get this baby out of my belly!

Zero: We will get through this okay!

Sakura: *Pushes Some More* Okay!

Zero: I will develier the baby since I'm the one who did this.

Sakura: *Pushes Some More* Okay!

Zero: Hey what happened to the Narrator?

Narrator: *Sleeping*

Zero: Nah! Do the episode without him!

Sakura: *Pushes Some More and Screams*

*Six Hours Later*

Zero: Damn Sakura you have a lot!

Sakura: Well this is all your fault *Pushes The Baby*

Zero: You have like Eight Babies and you still have more.

Doctor: It said that she has sixteen babies in her stomach.

Zero: Geezs

Sakura: *Freaks Out and the baby comes out*

Zero: That's nine.

*Six More Hours Later*

Zero: Well that's all of them hey are you glad Sakura?

Sakura: *Lies Dead*

Zero: Oh my god she is dead from birth.

Doctor: The cause of her death is too many babies and breast cancer.

Zero: I see.....well she still have big boobs so I will go have sex with her and then take her baby making parts.

*Few Days Later*

Zero: *Pushes The Baby* Ouch Sakura must be feeling this pain when she was pregnaut.

Doctor: Few more pushes Mr. Zero

Zero: *Screams and Pushes and the Baby comes Out*

Doctor: It's a ape!

Nurse: I think he is dead.

Doctor: Damnit not another one.

*To Be Countined*

To be continued?

To be continued?!

MOAR PLZ!

Rest in peace, Sakura Yamatoe and Zero.

Episode Six: The Final Countdown With Sakura And Zero! *Uncesored*

*At their Funeral*

Narrator: Yeah I have a few words to say to Sakura and Zero!

Guy 1: Yeah?

Narrator: They are such fucking assholes they fooled me around like I'm Chuck Norris.

Guy 1: Is that because your a fucking loser

Narrator: No I'm not a loser I'm a winner I have six wifes and six hundred children.

Guy 1: Holy s**t!

Narrator: That's why Sakura and Zero died from giving birth to babies.

Guy 1: How did they die from giving birth to babies?

Narrator: They poop them out like their fucking assholes!

Guy 1: How did Zero got pregnaut?

Narrator: He took Sakura's baby making parts and take some pills and there you go.

Guy 1: Oh.....I'm pregnaut!

Guy 2: Sorry I'm late I'm pregnaut so that's why.

Narrator: Did this anime inspired people to be pregnaut?

Guy 1: Yeah?

Guy 2: Any future works?

Narrator: Well I'm going to be in Seth's other creation called Magic Layer is about a which who becomes pregnaut and two guy want to claim the father of the baby along the way some girl give her hints about giving birth.

Guy 2: Sounds like a sequel!

Guy 1: f**k that we want a pregnaut one year with nine thousand babies.

Narrator: Nah this show is cannceled this show is fucking stupid......so peace homes!

*The Fucking End Of This Fucking Anime/Cartoon/Live Action Shitty Show*