I am a man that makes song parodies. Here is one i made last week. It a goof on "I want it that way" by the backstreet boys.

A used, Computer. With new transmitters.
Whats that? A spam Wave!
My computer is so gay!
Pop ups, keep appearing. Files, disappearing.
man porn, comes up everyday.
My computer is so gay!

Oh why (Did i download that dumb game)
Oh why (Didn't my spywere save)
Oh why (Was i sent this stupid microwave)
Cause my computer is so gay!

I get, junk emails. From emo, lonely females.
I don't know what to say, except
My computer is so gay!

On no (A virus in my hard drive)
Oh no (I am losing my mind)
(Computer memory) floating away.
Cause my computer is so gay!

Freezing every minute i don't know what to do!
I refresh all the time but it dosen't work, dude!
Im going crazy. My mind is not spacey!
I need a computer from youuuuuuuuuuuu!
Give me a floppy. Listen to me please.
I beg...I beg...I beg!
WORK GOD DAMNIT!!!!

Im sick of this old crap! I gonna through my computer in the trash!
I don't care i'll just look away.
(Cause my computer is so gay!)
I will go down to radio shack. Pick a laptop off the rack.
(I installed yesterday!)
Oh no this computers also gay!

My computer is soooooo gay........

*resists urge to slap for making gay comments*

Lol. This is based on my computer. All of this is true. This really happened to me :P To bad i have SO MUCH bad luck with computers!

Wow, first time I venture into this section of the forum and I find something really offensive.

Classy.

You do realize that using "gay" as a derogatory term is really dumb, don't you? It's not merely offensive to people who themselves identify as homosexual, it's offensive to others as well. It makes me very sad that society sees fit to degrade others based entirely on their sexual orientation, which should be no one's business but their own.

Should I degrade others for having a sexual orientation at all? I try to maintain my gender neutrality, and I have no sexual desire for anyone (except Kaya, but he's another story entirely), so would that make it right for me to start using "sexual" as a derogatory term? It wouldn't make any sense for me to do that, and it doesn't make any sense for you to say "that's gay" instead of "that's stupid".

I also hope you realize that when you said "This is true" you were saying that your computer is homosexual. Which, as an inanimate object, I'm pretty sure it's not.

Edited to add: To make this somewhat constructive... Work on matching syllables. Your parody leaves something to be desired. It also lacks humor, but I'm sure it's a lot funnier to you.